I'm a boy and guess what i do?

Hi. I'm a boy. Here’s how it goes; I’m gonna flirt with you, then diss you. I’ll send you mixed messages, hit on your friends, lie to you. Then I will lead you on so you will fall for me. I’ll make you happy for a night, but tomorrow I’ll completely ignore you. You’ll be the one I turn to when I need a friend, or a confidence boost. You know what the best part is? You can’t do anything about it, because you love me and you don’t want to lose me. Ha.

Found this and i thought it was pretty clever, although some guys aren't like this..the majority are, and i hate it.

555th post ;)